Excuse me, please get out my way I'm driving me a little drunk Buzzed driving is drunk driving, So might as well get really crunk I had a fifth of Popov And I topped it off with a little 'Ier I had a margarita, and licked all the salt off, Which is gay Had me a couple pints of Captain Mo Ain't hardly feeling nothin' yet Had a little of Jimmy Beam I think I might be seein' things Who the hell is under my Corvette? And as I drive I crack open A beer and chug it down I can't see the road Tonight, We Drive Drunk! Rollin' wasted in the Pontiac With some Contiac And some Rum Tonight, We Drive Drunk! So I just might k** your father And your mother And your son Get rolled by the cops They ask if you got A beer to spare Yeah, right here Got a half f**ing case of Rollin' Rock So let's do a toast We did two of those He said you look drunk So head on straight home Tonight, We Drive Drunk! Rollin' wasted in the Pontiac With some Contiac And some Rum Tonight, We Drive Drunk! So I just might k** your father And your mother And your son Driving drunker than a Lohan Sippin' Rum and Coke and, Pissin' in a Coke can Speedometer's broken (Driving drunk tonight) Sipping on Bacardi (Driving drunk tonight) Winning like I'm Charlie (Driving drunk tonight) Listening to Marley (Driving drunk tonight) Watching some iCarly Coulda taked a bus And gotten safely off Coulda raped a s*ut Or stayed at home And taken d** But I'm drivin' drunk With hoes in the trunk If I see Travon I'm driving him home Tonight, We Drive Drunk! Rollin' wasted in the Pontiac With some Contiac And some Rum Tonight, We Drive Drunk! So I just might k** your father And your mother And your son And as I drive I crack open A beer and chug it down I can't see the road Tonight