I am a dago Garlic in my nose Bakin some garlic bread for you Watchin Italians try to be normal's Like watchin monkeys fling their poo Ay, I'm walking here Im just a spaghetti vender Im just a dirty guinea I don't need lube on my weiner Because im so gr-easy My wife has a pretty mustache Its growin off of her back I own my own pizzeria Mobsters all meet here at night Come order a bite Calzone and a Sprite Al-Capone also might Put you in a box Concrete in your socks Guess all that us wops is good at is crime Im just a dago Spaghetti slurper All that they say of my race is true All an Italian Has ever done was Loose at a world war 1 and 2 Them nappy headed ba*tards smell like sh** Id rather see them all sleep with the fish Their all some furry hairball piece of sh**s Provolone spagettos s** my dick Im just a burnt pizza guido I shoot up to stay in shape Gym, tan, and laundrio Im known to do date rape Im allegedly a pedophile That means I smush little kids Sometimes I watch Jersy Shore and I get so oh very proud Wow look at those nice young talented Bright zips goombas and wops s** eachothers co*ks Now Snooki's knocked up Child protective should just park at her house Im just a dago A mafioso Im just a banged up gangster dude I guess Italian something that happened Afficans raped some dago j**s There might be a good answer to this sh** Lets throw cannolies off of Brooklyn bridge Italians are the dumbest group there is Mexicans, Italians Whats the diff? Ciao paranto Mitalianto I run pasta la restaurianto a-please come in for slice a-pizza im a fascista café barista they call me nigarigatoni hook up my homies with extra cheeses and perpperoni in macaroni im a jabroni like mista Jesus when will spaghetti be hot already it take long time and I a-sweaty I drink white wine And I smoke cigario I clog the toilet Call up MARIO Mamamia papapia Eat a pasta quesadilla Sicicilia s**a dia Spaghetti was my idea I am a dago Gobbling orzo Im just a racist hatefull goon No one Italian has ever done one notable thing but make Ragu Salami eating brown shirt rizzo zips Grape stompin ginzo hot-head gino flips The last I would like to say is this Their food is good And the girls have big tits So uh no hard feelins right?