Rucka Rucka Ali - Celebs k** Yerself lyrics

This is Seymour Schwartz reporting for WJOO I'm outside the residence of Michael Jackson All these meshuganas are throwing flowers at his house. And what's the big deal? He used to be a handsome black man Now he looks like a holocaust survivor Celebrities been dying everyday I think it started with the d**h of Michael Jackson Then that Charlie's Angel, than Billy Mays He's in all those commercials, his sales have doubled since he died, I'd like to offer some advice You washed up celebs, you'll have your comeback when you die That's why I'm thinking... Celebrities, should commit suicide, yeah! Take your own life, you'll be a legend just like Biggie, or his buddy, 2Pac, man Biggie, and 2Pac are, the Patrick Swayzes of hip-hop You should just blow your head off, like Kurt Cobain, or that guy, JFK, they shot his a** in the face My autopsy's, sceduled for next friday Look at the slaes We selling Bernie Mac Hi, kids My name is Michael Never had a childhood (cookies) too busy working I could sing like I found Jesus hey there, kids! Have you seen my penis? Come here, blanket Let me spank it Without kids, we'd be extinct I could buy anything, I bought the Beatles I need needles to put me to sleep I'm home alone! Oh no, I'm scared Macaulay, come over and hold me here, come ride my ferris whee Milk and cookies (cookies) I have a chimp named Bubbles he likes to cuddle, and never says no National Many Boy, Love Asscociation said they are sad, about the d**h of Michael Jackson Now he's deader than disco Most them pedophiles, just go and work for the UN You should just blow your head off, like Kurt Cobain, or that guy MLK, k**ed by the white government My autopsy's sceduled for next friday Look at the sales We sellin' Patrick Swayze Stephanie Tanner diappeared and then she was like, "Hey, I quit moking meth and no one cares" that's why I'm thinkin'... Celebrities, should commit suicide, yeah! take your own life You'll be a legend just like Biggie or his buddy Tupac, man Tupac and Biggy, are the Patrick Swayzes of hip-hop You should just blow your head off, like Kurt Cobain, or that guy JFK, they shot his a** in the head My autopsy's, sceduled for next friday look at the sales We sellin' Bernie Mac How rude!