Rucka Rucka Ali - Whutchu Jewin? lyrics

Jews keep tryin' to sue me, How do Jews do that sh**? Why do Jews steal yo' sh**? How do Jews do that sh**? How do Jews, why do Jews, Wanna sue, how do Jews, try to sue They take your ring, they take your watch They take your rocks, they take your pipe When you ain't lookin', they take your bike Feed them some bacon, they'll take your life Sometimes we'd like to hate all of 'em But lookin' back, they gave us Hoffman So trust me, homie, they rip you off? Just count your losses, don't piss 'em off! They made Einstein, stand in line For Chinese food, wasted his time He built a bomb, dropped it on 'em Then drank some wine, and said "L'chaim" And if you're black, don't go to court Cause they gonna ask you "Where was you last Tuesday?" Get a Jewish lawyer Wanna date his daughter And you're black? Yeah, good luck with that. Jews keep tryin' to sue me, How do Jews do that sh**? Why do Jews steal your sh**? How do Jews do that sh**? How do Jews, why do Jews, Wanna sue, how do Jews, try to sue Jews keep tryin' to sue me How do Jews do that sh**? Why do Jews steal your sh**? How do Jews do that sh**? How do Jews, why do Jews, wanna sue How do Jews, try to sue Let's all be honest! OK, let's do this You f**in' hippies You're f**in' Jewish! The f** you doin'? Rich son-a b**h! Your name is Moscowitz-Greenberg-ovich! So why you sayin' That you're Indian? You smoke the purp? You're European! Always complainin' about Something or another so Go tell your mother, f**in' grow up! Answer this question Don't get offended, What's your connection to 9/11? OK, you're right, it wasn't you Jews couldn't fly, they try to sue! OK, we got it, Hitler was bad Stop cryin' 'bout it and bomb Iran Well, I don't like 'em I think their wack, They steal your sh** and they're not even black! Jews keep tryin' to sue me, How do Jews do that sh**? Why do Jews steal your sh**? How do Jews do that sh**? How do Jews, why do Jews, Wanna sue, how do Jews, try to sue Jews keep tryin' to sue me How do Jews do that sh**? Why do Jews steal your sh**? How do Jews do that sh**? How do Jews, why do Jews, wanna sue How do Jews, try to sue STOP! Stop tryin' to take my sh**! (Oh it's just to borrow) No! No! (I'll give it back!) Stop! Man, gimme my sh** back, it's my sh**! (I'm gonna sue you!) Won't ya just stop tryin' to sue me cuz I can't take it Why won't you eat bacon? (Oy! You know how much bacon costs? It's too expensive!) Jews keep tryin' to sue me, How do Jews do that sh**? Why do Jews steal your sh**? How do Jews do that sh**? How do Jews, why do Jews, Wanna sue, how do Jews, try to sue Jews keep tryin' to sue me How do Jews do that sh**? Why do Jews steal your sh**? How do Jews do that sh**? How do Jews, why do Jews, wanna sue How do Jews, try to sue (OY VEY!)