Rucka Rucka Ali - We're All Asian lyrics

Oh, herro My name is DJ Not Nice I'm here to end the hate, and bring peace between all the Asian race I mean Korean and Chinese? We're all really the same. I mean, we look the same right? We eat with chopstick? My eyes look like, I'm mad 'cause someone stole my eggroll I'm sad, 'cause my dad, died fighting for his country's bu*thole He told me, "Son, who cares what color is your skin? We're all Asian. Some guyslook like Asians, but they're just Mexicans" Oh, okay! I pray that one day, the whole world will be oriental I play video games, I finally beat the second level Stand in the center, and jump on the bosses head, and now he's dead Oh very good, let's play again! The Filipino race, and the Chinese can all be friends 'Cause we're all Asian f** whoever's not When China gets the bomb, the whole world's eyes will be slanted like ours 'Cause if you're not Asian, s** my yellow co*k Oh, let's watch some BBC news Oh, they're talkin' about me! Cool! The kids, in Bournemouth made fun of someone 'cause he's Asian The principal said, "DJ Not Nice is probably racist" Oh thanks, you're probably gay with AIDS You know Confucius say, If the shoe fits, steal it from Payless and give it to your kids, for Christmas Herro, herro Come in my store Thank you come again I would like white and black people, if they were Asian So when your teacher shows, my videos to your special ed cla**, please no one laugh The Fillipino race (The Fillipine is a place) knows much more things, than the Jews and gays So if you go on vacation, don't go near China You must stand outside city wall The Japanese are fine, and Taiwanese tastes nice But Hawaiians are crossing the line 'Cause if they're not Asian, they can, s** my little co*k I will ninja kick you in the nut White people s**, and Jews eat Chinese food too much Black people steal your stuff We will k** everyone but us 'Cause if you're not Asian, then you're, probably white or black, or Puerto Rican, or Iraqi So you see my friends, I hope you learned something today From the song that I sing, and my clear message (Nuclear, hehe) That if you're not Asian (From Beijing) Won't be long 'til you're gone So you can s** on my ding dong 'Cause China's building a bomb With a little help from Kim Jung With the money we made from the song, Ching Chang Chong I suggest you get facelift, and take some Kung Fu fight lessons So we might think you're Viet Cong Yeah Ninja