Rucka Rucka Ali - Take Your Pants Off lyrics

A, one! A, two! A, you know what to do! Imagine stealing people's songs It isn't hard to do Yeah if they dead! If you are cold out I know a place you b**hes could warm up At Chinaman gay little restaurant I welcome you to here with my balls out So come and eat my little eggroll now Yeah, come in Yeah, we're friends Yeah, come in Our pork is made in little-kid sweatshop Oh, herro, come in! Bring your dog We'll watch him You sit down, relax How you want your dog, I-I-I mean you chicken cooked? I'm the best ninja in this place Ninja kick, bust on your face You shoulda got a can of mace Now your pregnant, and the kids has AIDS DJ Not Nice goes to space Why those spacemen dress like gays? #1, Shields Up Engage! Captain, there's some sort of Asian! I'm Commander Keen, b**h! I blow up your ship! Tell your robot friend, he can s** my dick! I'm a kung-fu spaceman, on vacation Hand over the keys to your f**in' spaceship! That m**m, space monster, just raped Alf in the nostril! Call me Dark Baiter, son I like the dark side of the p**n! I never go out I like to sit and play World of Warcraft My mother says go work at McDonalds I told her she can s** on my gonads So come and play with me if you know how Yeah, come in Yeah, we're friends Yeah, come in My Nuckas work for me, you don't know that? Ahh, why you betray me? I'm on you team! You k** me for no reason! f** you b**h! It's Rucka's Nuckas, yeeeah! I go down to Jersey Shore I meet some short Italian who*e Me and her like the same stuff Gymtan and drycleaning store She says "I'm 16 and pregnant" We get abortion and some breakfast She says, "Now I want divorce" So I enter her bu*thole by force Fist pump! With Guido wops All their grandpas are in the mob I f** all the TV teen moms And I toss their babies off a building I'm Asian I was raised in, the Asian part of Beijing Now Snookies in my basement No more Jersey Shore sensation I told all, my friends in the police, that I smoke rocks They said "That's all you had to say" And we rolled out To find some Mexicans at the border We smoked their crack, and let them in California Yeah, come in Yeah, we're friends Yeah, come in The Situation made some lasagna Oh, good lasagna How old are you? 35? Oh, what you do? Oh, you go to club, and f** s*uts? Very nice! I went to Chile, and got the miners out of the cave We ate tacos, and took them home to the cave where they live And Haiti, oh baby, you drivin' me so crazy The way you shake it, makes me jizz myself in my Mercedes They say that every lady wants a s**y Asian man They pay me to rape them Oh, you didn't want rape? That's okay! I come from Vietnam If this video's taken down Them Nuckas will load it up, what's up? If you are cold out I know a place you b**hes could warm up At Chinaman gay little restaurant I welcome you to here with my balls out So come and eat my little eggroll now Yeah, come in Yeah, we're friends Yeah, come in Our pork is made in little-kid sweatshop Take yo pants off [5x] Take yo f**ing pants off!