Rucka Rucka Ali - Russia's Gay lyrics

R-R-R-R-R-Russia is gay Russia's gay In it everyone has AIDS, and they all got it from bu*t s** Their president finger bangs, them little kids I, wait so long, in za snow, for one little piece of bread (of bread) And I (I), have been drunk (drunk), since I was born (born) And I keep Mongolians in a cage I'm poor and I sold my child for a sip of vodka My wife is named Svetlana Borshtynskovskiska At my space station (space station) we try to send, a cardboard box, up into za sky When the wall came down, and them Russians rushed out, it was a day when freedom won If Mister Putin wants to invade Georgia, we'll be waitin' here with guns I live in Atlanta Russia's gay They s** a lot of long dicks, on the internet Russia's gay They like to touch on young boys, a little bit Russia's gay and they all got it from bu*t s** R-R-Russia is gay I, eat sour dogh It no good I have never seen a real black man (black man) And I, (I), have ten kids, I can't feed I hope we fight in nuclear war DA! I hope I eat a piece of fish for dinner We have a wall to keep my people in here The KGB, arrestin' me, 'cause they catch me touchin' myself Tell the troops, right now Time to bomb Moscow Fun time and games are done We should k** them Ruskis, and take their land Cause it's far from Mexico This one's for 9/11 Russia's gay It looks like CandyLand And the palace is plastic They wear them dumb f**ed up hats with fur on it Russia's gay In it, everyone has AIDS and they all got it from bu*t s** R-R-R-R-R-Russia's gay Hey! Let me tell you right now Them Russians ain't gonna take Vietnam, Not without me in charge I, got a mail order bride Came here in a box, from Petersburg, She left her f**in' kid to starve Hey, Mister Obama, get your club and go have a word with Medvedev, Get 'em good in the chest And tell Mister Ching Chang Chong, if he wants to get involved, all of your missiles, won't add inches to your penis When the wall came down, and them Russians rushed out it was a day when freedom won But then when David Ha**elhoff, started singin' on cars, they were puttin' the wall back up 'CAUSE BABY, RUSSIA'S fu*kIN' GAY! Russia's gay In it everyone has AIDS, and they all got it from bu*ts** Russia's gay In it everyone has AIDS, and they all got it from bu*ts** R-R-R-R-Russia is gay