Rucka Rucka Ali - I'mma Korean lyrics

Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring Banana phone Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring Banana phone I'm a Korean Oh, Herro! Remember me? My name is DJ Not Nice (I'm A Korean) You might remember me from my last record, Ching Chang Chong (I'm a Korean) You made me very rich (I'm a Korean) and now I roll in American money I'm a Korean And I'd like my Chinee food cooked right 'Cause they're not giving me the good rice And the dyke giving me my food, looks like a lesbian I don't like how my beef pork looks like And the last time I eat your food, I Got the rice chicken beef tofu Now I poop while I'm peeing Yeehee And you might not believe I could fight I'm a white belt, but I have two stripes I don't like all you little blue-eyed dumb white Europeans I would like to just drink my Bud Light Maybe bomb a couple things in Hawaii And blow up the countries I don't like 'Cause I'm a Korean I'm not that nice (uh uh) I build a bomb (yeah) Then pick a country (you) And blow it up I work for NASA (cool) We look at stars (wow) You know Apollo? That movie is good I talk like Ching Chang Chong Why do you drop on me so much napalm I been trained to k**, with my Tai Kwan Do And my whole continent is a dry-cleaning store Bonzai! I like to play Magic cards You heard of China? I was in charge, of China Town In Vietnam, I'm still around You can come through to play When I play poker, I just throw all my chips in Herro, I'm yerro, just like Homer Simpson I smoke coke its fun You think I'm joking, mon? I made alot of money from pokemon I'm a Korean Yeehee I think Michael Jackson's a good guy I don't mind if he sleeps with young guys 'Cause in my country, we can touch young guys on their penis And my wife is thirteen, and cooks my, macaroni and cheese so good I, Got her out on the street for a good good price Ten years ago I'm not gonna lie (uh uh) I like it rough (Huh huh) Hilary Clinton Let's get it on (woo) I have a missile (Huh uh) It's very small (So small) It's in my pants (hehe) I can't get it up (Awww) I bomb New York (oops) Better luck (next time) You heard of London? (Uh huh) Not anymore (Awww) I bomb Iran (Yeah) Oops, that's Japan (Not again) I made a goof Now I gotta start again I roll the world up in a ball like Katamari If I bomb your crib, yep, sorry I'm a ninja warrior I went to Harvard I bomb Pearl Harbor I want the whole world to know that I'm powerful *in Korean* "I am small penis!" Everyone to the floor We all gonna die, die, die, die Put your head between your legs and say Koni Chi Wa wa wa wa d**h to all f** the world 'Cause I like Tupac pac pac pac No the world must stop stop stop stop 'Cause of my small co*k co*k co*k co*k One day, you'll say "Why is everyone dead?" Why didn't we just do what Kim Jung Il said? Now we are all slaves Monkeys run this place It's Planet of the Apes Oh, okay I'm a Korean Yeehee And I'm not gonna beef with Suge Knight Because I think that if he heard my, My Tupac parody, he'd find me and tell me I'm stealing Hurry up, take a picture of me dangling this baby over the balcony And I'd like my Chinee food cooked right I don't like Japanese or the Thai I would like to see the whole world die cuz I'm a Korean Yeeheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.....