When I was a kid, I wished grandpa would get off me at least just f** more softly Now my mom gets, my clothes for me at Hot Topic, I dress like a Nazi I'm pissed all the time I can't wait to see "Where the Wild Things Are" I say words like, "Discombobulated melancholy" I dress like a Nazi I am emo I dress in girl's clothes When I'm dancing at shows, I lok like a four year old, throwing a tantrum Reattach my testicles I'm in The Scene I play ba** in my band I like cutting my wrist I weigh 91 pounds, it's OK to cry Most emos kiss other guys 'cause emo chicks are fat When I was a kid, I wished grandpa would get off me at least just f** more softly Now my mom gets, my clothes for me at Hot Topic, I dress like a Nazi I'm pissed all the time I can't wait to see "Where the Wild Things Are" I say words like, "Discombobulated melancholy" I dress like a Nazi I farted, oh no, I farted, I farted I'm so scene I don't care what you think! I'm better than you! You guys are mean! Craig Owens, don't leave please Seriously, I still cry to your first CD I wish Crai Owens would rape me But I'm not 13 and a 'lil white girl No one loves me, in the whole wide world I was emo, when you were listening to Spice Girls, and everyone would laugh at me So I cut myself, and got HIV But now it's cool, to be a emo f*ggot I have an advantage I speak Spanish I crashland on your mattress Do a backflip on a pile of ashes I knock you out with a trashlid My fist, yo a** 'Bout to have a blast, kid! When I was a kid, I wished grandpa would get off me at least just f** more softly Now my mom gets, my clothes for me at Hot Topic, I dress like a Nazi I'm pissed all the time I can't wait to see "Where the Wild Things Are" I say words like, "Discombobulated melancholy" I dress like a Nazi Do you have any idea what it's like, bein' me? I am just one man... with two balls... and a wiener! You ever wonder why I wear these pants so tight? My grandmother told me one time, She said, "Rucka, what's the point of having balls, if nobody sees them?" I'm da best! When I was a kid, I wished grandpa would get off me at least just f** more softly Now my mom gets, my clothes for me at Hot Topic, I dress like a Nazi I'm pissed all the time I can't wait to see "Where the Wild Things Are" I say words like, "Discombobulated melancholy" I look like a Nazi I never get any friend requests! Every time I sneeze, I poop a little