Rucka Rucka Ali - Ching Chang Chong lyrics

Oh hello please You can call me "DJ Not Nice" I run a drycleaning service in Detroit You want black-belt? Ten dollar cash? No ticket, no laundry! Here we go! Ching Chang Chong! (Oh yeah) Ching Chang Chong! I smack a b**h if I have to tell her twice (Ching Chang Chong!) Ching Chang Chong! Here we go everybody (Ching Chang Chong!) Help me sing this song (Ching Chang Chong! Rucka Rucka Ali (Ching Chang Chong!) Number One in USA (Ching Chang Chong!) I talk like Ching Chang Chong You walk into my store Hurry up and buy This is America! They call me Jackie Chan I come here from Japan I talk like Ching Chang Chong Welcome (Sing my song!) I got that How U Cow I give you eggroll now Don't care if you want steak I give you by mistake [does middle finger] You want some wonton soup? I give you eggdrop! Oops! I talk like Ching Chang Chong Don't f** with Viet Cong! With my ninja-supplies I catch you by surprise! I throw my ninja dagger! Hit you between the eyes! I cook my Black Eyed Peas While the black guy pees Please, wear a black tie, please Tell the black guy Peace! I use my kung-fu grip To slap your b**h's tits My people come to your village And tear your hut to bits I teach you Ti-Kwan-Do You come to my condo I cook up crack you smoke You think I be some joke? If you think I'm Chinese I be like, "Ninja please!" My people come from China But we not from Beijing We won Olympic Games Because, you whimps can't play My people wear diapers No time for bathroom-breaks! Ching Chong! Ninjas in the place...! Do the Ching Chang Chong...! Throw your nunchucks in the air! Rucka like sideways vagina.. Call me DJ Not Nice! I eat no food but rice! Ancient Korean Recipe I get from Jesus Christ! Have you achieved the Zen? I give you two-for-ten We drink two Heineken! I be your Chinese friend! You b**hes grind on me But not if you Taiwanese! I make you b**hes cry With cream of some young guy! I eat my Ramen cup Where did my mom end up? I left her in Tokyo! Those Filipino s*uts! I don't like Kim Jong-Il! He tried to get me k**! He fire blank missiles All up close in my grill! Wait! Who just bombed Detroit? The city's been destroyed! It was the Japanese Hello, remember me? Mother f**ers in this b**h...! Do the Ching Chang Chong...! Yeah! It would be great honor to enter every vagina in this party I have been a disgrace to my father For every vagina I have not entered By force Open Sesame... Seed Chicken Crowded elevator Smell different to midget... Confucius say You ever see Ninja Turtle movie? I was the third Clansman