Rucka Rucka Ali - I'm Really White, Dude lyrics

I'm wearin' Birkenstocks, sippin' on some Kombucha I'm standing on the Dock in Santa Monica I'm wearing a wristband that says Go Vegan in Tibet I only eat Organic Stress-free Gra**-feed foods Yoga Great time Joggin' Hiking Fishing These Kale Chips are so damn addicting I'm making friends with all different cultures But I gotta tell you bro I'm really, really, really, really, really, really white dude W/ my Tofu & my Chai tea, Greek Yogurt top I'm really, really, really, really, really, really white dude Do you want to Play Frisbee Do you want some Juice? Bro What should we get for lunch? Could go anywhere Let's hit the Taco Truck I'm really, really, really, really, really, really white dude Do you want to Get Sushi? We could watch the News I do my Laundry every day With my Gluten-free Detergent All I wanna do Is take my Vitamins Stop off at Trader Joe In a Tank Top and Lulumelons Sun dried veggie chips Yeah I brought my own bag Trail mix Paddle Boarding Watching Simpsons I'm taking selfies Co-existing Can't wait for the Film Foreign Festival But I gotta tell you bro I'm really, really, really, really, really, really white dude Do you want Soup? Peet's Coffee is open at 2 I'm really, really, really, really, really, really white dude I got a nice Vest and a beanie Seers**er Suit Bro What should we get for Brunch? Let's go get Quinoa with extra Sea Salt I'm really, really, really, really, really, really white dude No thank you I quit Smoking It's bad for you I'm dressing up my cat like Tyler Steven My dog loves Breaking Bad and he's also vegan We're out of Almond Flour Dinner Party's in an hour Man, what would Ghandi do? He'd drive quickly to Whole Foods I'm really, really, really, really, really, really white dude I got a iPad I hang with my dad Sometimes Mom comes too I'm really, really, really, really, really, really white dude And I Longboard And I Skateboard Eat Superfood Bro What should we get for Lunch? Let's go anywhere C'mon you decide I'm really, really, really, really, really, really white dude No not thai We had it last time Let's try something new I'm really, really, really, really, really, really white dude And I'm a coder And I'm a gamer And I'm a DJ too I'm really, really, really, really, really, really white dude How are you? Do you want Cheese? I saved some for you