Rucka Rucka Ali - Just Like Black Peoples lyrics

(Parody of Maroon 5 "Animals") Baby I'm being a black tonight, Turning my head off to the side, Just like black peoples, black peoples, like black peoples, yoo. Maybe I'll drink a little sprite, I can smell chicken for miles. Just like black peoples, black peoples, like black peoples, yoo. Baby I'm.. I'm gonna watch some BET, And walk with the limp like ET, And you'll be mad when I live behind you, And in the dark you wont see me I'm invisible but you can see my teeth. I'm like a floating smile beside you Sipping grape soda in some tree Tryna give all white b**hes the D I can play tennis or hockey I can't swim and jet-ski You know the man be holding me down Pulling me over becuz I'm brown And cuz I'm selling meth and weed and coke Ohhh Baby I'm being a black tonight, I'm bringing a gun to a pillow fight Just like black peoples, black peoples, like black peoples, yoo. I'll be a pimp a** stolen ride A couple of tattoos of Jesus Christ Just like black peoples, black peoples, like black peoples, yoo. Baby I... so if I try its not enough Always get blamed for stealing stuff How would you like if everyone judged you Ehy, a watermelon, I'll eat it up And a white man, I'll beat him up Its not my fault I can never trust you Yeh, I can start over, its too late for me I'll be in jail till I'm 93 I can pretend that I am free In a state penitentiary I've been in this system since I was born Nobody told me whats right and whats wrong How you expecting me to f**ing know, BRO Baby I'm being a black tonight, I never have weed and I need a ride Just like black peoples, black peoples, like black peoples, yoo. Baby I'll learn to read tonight I've banged teacher and she's white Just like black peoples, black peoples, like black peoples, yoo. Baby I, I'm popeyes, Ima black guy, I cant get a black eye, I stole a car, I mean its mine, don't tell my mom. Yeh yeh yeh I'm black and I'm black and I'm black, so don't mess with me Black as I'm black cuz I'm black that you arresting me Why its gotta be like that, cuz I'm black? Cuz I sell and smoke crack? You don't wanna live next to me? Don't bother me and I wont bother you What, are you racist? On what bases you call me lazy? You see me on the corner, hustelling all day, Give me money, comon, I got bills to not pay I got things I need, like new nikes, Give me money, comon, I got kids to not feed. I buy my weed on the first and fifteen, Arrest me, comon, I got rights for you to not read Yeeeeeh booooooooooooooooooy Baby I'm being a black tonight, Got some crack for me to light Just like black peoples, black peoples, like black peoples, yoo. Baby I'll eat a chicken pie Not gonna play xbox tonight I play basketball, basketball, like black peoples, yoo Baby I'm.. come get me high, I hit you back next time. And I need a ride, Yeh yeh yeh I jump real high, my teeth are bright I wake up at night Uh oh, just kidding, I'm not racist, puh...