(Rucka, it's Seymour Schwarz calling) (Listen, I just saw your video on the internet) (Why do you have do be so nasty?) (With your words, makin' fun of people) (Why can't ya be more like Weird Al Yankadick over there?) (He's very nice, even for a Jew) Rucka: RuckasNuckas for life I still run red lights Put my arm out the window So they know i'm white And the other round your mother Cause she know I'm tight YouTube get MAD Cause they know i'm right My sh** Is the sh**! Backup Crew: Your sh** ain't sh**! My sh** Is the sh**! Backup Crew: Your sh** ain't sh**! My sh** Is the sh**! Backup Crew: Your sh** ain't sh**! My sh** Is the sh**! Backup Crew: Your sh** ain't sh**! I'ma cat kicking crack loving Throw a hater when it come to shove it Oh sh** When I bust it, I could f** my cousin But who doesn't So hows you wife and husband Oh yeah (drool) Yo what up Al You call yourself weird I've got nappy a** braids from my pubes to my beard Little chains on them I make it rains on em I'd f** a vampire b**h with little fangs on em Weird Al: They call me skittles I f** b**hes a little Bust a nut in her bu*t and I tell her a riddle Who's the guy over nine feet tall that you know He makes music and he won't never go They call me Al, who wants to be my pal Let me get your number, I roll under cover I got a job, working at the Quiznos Number one album ?? San Francisco Rucka: You tube full of hax's Deleting all my sh** Leaving up all the f*gs so can sit up on a dick Every f**ing video Oh look, he's Asian Freddy s**s helium And other things we shouldn't mention And a laughing baby, so funny, oh god Tell your kid to leave the f**ing crib and get a job YouTube full of b**hes f** with me I have you gagging on your your mama's niblets I got triplets taking niblets of my dick, till it spits on there tits Which b**h on YouTube getting views and hits The one that's on there ?? f** you and your crew, I'm a house hold name You wouldn't move a sh** stain, you two b**h maid I'm a star you a part time cartoon phony I'm smoking all your dope while your hoes try to blow me, i'm not your homey, it's nice to know me Run and tell your hoe she better have money for me You tube full of hax's Deleting all my sh** Leaving up all the f*gs so can sit up on a dick Every f**ing video Oh look, he's Asian Freddy s**s helium And other things we shouldn't mention And a laughing baby, so funny, oh god Tell your kid to leave the f**ing crib and get a job YouTube full of b**hes f** with me I have you gagging on your your mama's niblets I got triplets taking niblets of my dick, till it spits on there tits Which b**h on YouTube getting views and hits The one that's on there ?? f** you and your crew, I'm a house hold name You wouldn't move a sh** stain, you two b**h maid I'm a star you a part time cartoon phony I'm smoking all your dope while your hoes try to blow me, i'm not your homey, it's nice to know me Run and tell your hoe she better have money for me