You've never seen what I could do. Like run a mile and jump hoops too And ruin everything for you Could make me smile if you want to Duckin' and divin' skippin' and skivin' Between the sh** and the shovel, The a** lick and the grovel and God Oh what a Lord, makes me thankful for being bored! And everything you do To make me happy but you could Make me jump and spin Loops too And crack a smile in front of you Duckin' and divin' skippin' and skivin' Between the sh** and the shovel, The a** lick and the grovel and God Oh what a Lord, makes me thankful for being bored! You know I hate it when you cry It makes me want to burn your eyes With a poker every time And chase my tail to make you smile. Duckin' and divin' skippin' and skivin' Between the sh** and the shovel, The a** lick and the grovel and God Oh what a Lord, makes me thankful for being bored! Duckin' and divin' skippin' and skivin' Between the sh** and the shovel, The a** lick and the grovel and God Oh what a Lord, makes me thankful for being bored!