I will not let define me, what happens behind me, I am tied up with important stuff. If my tushie is fair, only takes up one chair, If it fits in clothes, that is enough! 'Does my bum look too big? ' is another girls gig, I never look back for diversions. If I choose to not to see it, I don't have to believe it, I can dream up a thousand new versions The one in my mind, is quite well defined, It's tanned ‘til the line where it's not. It's smooth and well toned, shaped like 2 domes, Like a ripe peach or apricot I don't mind the ruse, I simply refuse, To miss out food that's delicious. If it's up to my answer, I have the form of a dancer, Look behind me, I'm boootylicious. If you have a problem, with a bu*t that's been wobblin' On every given day of the week Take a tip from me, pretend you don't see Or I'll tell you to kiss my cheek ;^)