Royce Da 5'9" - Which Is Cool lyrics

[Intro] I guess I'm not typical which is cool I guess I'm not hip as you which is cool I guess I'm not into the sh** you're into which is cool n***a you's a b**h and your b**h a dude which is cool [Verse 1] I look around and all I see is fools Some of y'all got street cred, some of y'all got pre-approved Some of y'all got red carpet rolled out for y'all quick as you Drop, went right from a Honda to a box 62 They dance and they ballin' and they zonin' like they Victor Cruz Labels only care about hits and views which is cool Not only am I the alchemist, I'm the evidence The wicked witch is cool, the cause of her demise Reminds me of this jet I'm in, a flyin' residence If you don't write your own rhymes get offended this is to you and you Listen fool no more bars for you You can't raise the bar, you ain't in the buildin' Matter of fact you can't even lift a stool, fool That liquor disappear from my system like skippin' school Me and these n***as live by the same don'ts but different do's To get they name out they willin' to get the lube That Balmain fit me like my religion true Call my a**istant tell him I'm slippin', I'm spittin' j**els Somebody come out and get them like them Memphis dudes We independent, while y'all flash b**hes We in the trenches, ball sack lickin' addiction, y'all need interventions The gas pedal mashin' the carpet in them SL Benzes The dash retarded like the special olympics The needle leanin' past the finish line like Lance Armstrong I'm exotic smellin' like your baby momma vagina, bon fire island A Creed Avensis I'm not a k**er I'm just stricken with a sickness called homicidalitis Flat screens surround me and my dubs seat up in my whip So she can read her twitter mentions in three dimensions It's no such thing as flossin' if you ain't never seen the dentist But some of y'all need to take them gold slugs out of your face Load 'em in the pistol and shoot 'em the f** into outer space Maybe I ain't rich as you which is cool Maybe I ain't weird as you which is cool Maybe it ain't a style to be lyrical [Beat switch] [Verse 2] I don't give a motherf**, I just get your mother touched I pick my own date, pay my way, call that double dutch I grip the a**, I dump the tip, call that sh** the double clutch Wax on, wax off, clean that ugly stubble up Bonsai, truth is gonna un-lie at sunrise Your makeup's running, Uber's gonna catch you when it comes by You boys are entertainment, I understand you like the b**h But you are pretty famous, sweater like the one Cosby Wore at his arraignment, uh, I stay patient Pray gracious, made milli's, while billi' racin' Now they wanna trade places, as my ceiling raises My prime lays dormant, they computerized, not I See, I'm straight torrent, I clock in, write it with my pen, out my acorn And then I clock out, and leave a black cloud on all eight corners Started with us to hear the pop loud - Robin Harris' House Party I bet y'all acquit it, like a child k**ing cop trial All you see on the ground is an empty rock vials Like Tommy Lee and Pam Anderson, I'm in the Trump Tower With this here piece manners here, Magnum condom fit, like Juelz Santana Bandana gear, I used to need antifreeze She about to need antifrizz, antifrizz I'm Pac and I'm Nas when I famed danced to anti big I'm not a star, ho, I'm on Uran*s on a pantie binge Far as are as y'all aside, from flaming all of y'all I feel like I fathered all of your bars, like I came up in your granny's crib The most interesting man, on the god damn planet Beef is having a n***a's b**h, fix me some god damn salmon Beef is trying a n***a's clothes on, when he ain't home Beef is your wife, when kids at school, texting me "They're gone" I just took a dip in your swimming pool, which is cool I think, you need to find some more comfortable slipper shoes, which is cool