Roy "Chubby" Brown - Sick as f** lyrics

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Roy "Chubby" Brown - Sick as f** lyrics

I'm as sick as a Giraffe with a stiff neck I smell like a postman's sock I'm as busy as a Bosnian bricklayer About as well known as Hugh Grant's co*k I'm as tight as Cyril Smith's underpants If I f** Posh Spice It'll cost her And I know what I've done for this comedy What Fred West did for Gloucester I'm as sick as f** I'm as sick as f** Eeh I'm f**ing sick I'm as sick as f** I'm as sick as f** I'm f**ing fed up I'm as dry as a Rwandan's arsehole Quicker than a rabbit's f** I'm as sore as a honeymooner's fanny I've never had OJ Simpson's luck I'm as honest a Sting's accountant George Best on a drinking binge I'm as well hung a Michael Hutchence And about as wet as Paula Yate's minge I'm as sick as f** I'm as sick as f** Eeh I'm f**ing sick I'm as sick as f** I'm as sick as f** I'm f**ing fed up I'm as thick as two Mick Jagger's lips About as wrinkled as John Boy's granny I smell like a lavatory brush I'm as big as Madonna's f**ing fanny I've seen more pricks than a lavatory seat I'm as welcome as the council tax bill But don't take any notice of me I'm a moaning fat c*nt and I'm ill I'm as sick as f** I'm as sick as f** Eeh I'm f**ing sick I'm as sick as f** I'm as sick as f** I'm f**ing fed up