Roy "Chubby" Brown - Dolly Parton's Tits lyrics

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Roy "Chubby" Brown - Dolly Parton's Tits lyrics

I'd love to see Madonna in her knickers Saddam Hussein blown to bits I'd love to see my tax bills stuck up John Major's arse But most of all, Dolly Parton's tits Didn't that Fred West have more hair than f**ing brains? Does Elton John really have a wig that fits? But most of all, you know, I'd feel ten feet tall If I could see Dolly Parton's tits 'Cos they're so big and soft and round And they don't make a sound And they'll go down great in history I've a lump inside my pockets Just thinkin' of Dolly's rockets Well here it comes again this fantasy I'd like to see Prince Hamed lose a fight just for once Or Princess Fergi's ginger minge get nits I'd like to hear the Queen say "this c*nt of a family's let me down" And the whole of France get the f**ing sh**s I'd like to see Michelle Phifer change her Tampax Barrymore find a dick that actually fits But most of all, I'd feel ten feet tall If I could s** Dolly Parton's tits 'Cos they're so big and soft and round And they don't make a sound And they'll go down great in history I've a lump inside my pockets Just thinkin' of Dolly's rockets Well here it comes again this fantasy I'd like to know who the f** Alice is (Who the f** is Alice?) I'd like to see OJ Simpson back in the dock I'd like to see myself in bed with half a dozen tarts I wish I'd had as many f**s as Bill Whyman's co*k I'd love to see a midget get his arms round Cyril Smith I wish this f**ing song'd become a hit But most of all, I'd feel ten feet tall If I could s** Dolly Parton's tits 'Cos they're so big and soft and round And they don't make a sound And they'll go down great in history I've a lump inside my pockets Just thinkin' of Dolly's rockets Well here it comes again this fantasy Well here it comes again this fantasy Well here it comes again this fantasy Well here it comes again this fantasy