A secret, a secret, I've got a little secret A secret, a secret, a secret kind of secret I'm achin' forward to shout it to every daffodil And tell the world about it, in fact I think I will If this isn't love, the whole world is crazy If this isn't love, I'm daft as a daisy With moons all around and cows jumpin' over There's somethin' amiss, and I'll eat my hat if this isn't love I'm feelin' like the apple on top of William Tell With this I cannot grapple because Because you're so adorable If this isn't love, then winter is summer If this isn't love, my heart needs a plumber I'm swingin' on stars, I'm ridin' on rainbows I'm bustin' with bliss and I'll kiss your hand if this isn't love If she's not the girl and I'm not the hero The show is got amiss get your money back If this isn't love A secret, a secret, I've had a little secret But it's a secret no more