Root - Bejesus lyrics

You can't truthfully Be anything you want to be Conditions apply To most of us If you really Insist on being a somebody Why don't you try to be Jesus We'd all like to be A venerated VIP Why not try something Far less ambitious It's easy and free And you don't have to be no deity Why not just try to be Jesus You can't be a religious leader if your female You can't be in the lucky country if your skin ain't pale You can't be educated if you don't pay fees You can't be celebrity rated if your ugly You can't be popular if your original You cant be a corporate climber if you like people Your chances are looking sorta rough But being Jesus well that's easy stuff He'd never make The thin review of who's who He was just helpin' folks Never made much fuss Do something good When there's nothing in it for you Maybe you might just be Jesus Who needs religion be Jesus Dont be a Christian be Jesus