Roonil Wazlib - My Mirror Is My Best Friend lyrics

Hogwarts champion, house Prefect Yo, Hufflepuff house! Represent! I was dating this chick named Cho Chang She hung out with me and my popular gang All my friends believed when I said, "DAMN! I want her!" But really I was dreaming of Harry Potter… My mirror is my best friend With a face like this, who needs to pretend? You know pretty-boy-Diggory gets all the girls I'll rock the bed in the underworld! About a thousand girls asked me to the Yule Ball But this s**y beast is too good for them all They "oohed" and "aahed" when I dove into the lake Well, I wore short shorts–for Harry Potter's sake! My mirror is my best friend With a face like this, who needs to pretend? You know pretty-boy-Diggory digs all the boys In the bath, that egg wasn't the only loud noise! My mirror is my best friend With a face like this, who needs to pretend? You know Pretty-boy-Diggory gets all the girls My mirror is my best friend With a face like this, who needs to pretend? You know pretty-boy-Diggory digs all the boys My mirror is my best friend With a face like this, who needs to pretend? You know pretty-boy-Diggory may now be dead So I'll hit on Harry's father instead!