Rone - Rone vs. Kid Twist lyrics

[Round 1: Kid Twist] If you follow Rone in Instagram, you might be confused about the pics he takes He isn't making kissy face That's just the way his lips are shaped What would my one word to describe Rone be? Brony Wait, you went viral and now no one's gonna stop you? Who you think you are Kony? But those people just know him as "the poet" So the only way you'll cake off that boost in viewers Is if YouTube puts them in the viral hits reunion tour And we see him on stage performing all his "hard hitting" rhymes again Trying to rap while Sharkeisha is fighting him and Charlie is biting him But that sh** was poetry, something deep teens will quote in their diary Except for the flip you tried where you f**ed up the whole thing entirely You're in an improve troupe and still freeze when you don't know what your line should be So you can learn from Robin Williams when I put you in the Dead Poet's Society It's Grandma's Favorite Grandson You live a charmed life But both my grandma's are dead son, I live that hard life You're the dumb jock type You go to baseball games in a cap Where it straight to the back Then keep your eyes shaded like that I'm about to body both of us Cause you told Nils you're skinny but in shape Except the straight line is one dimensional so skinny is not a shape Then you told Day you'd give him the rockies With this mini stick body, let's be real You'd get knocked out in mini stick hockey Smack vaulted you It's like Goose in Top Gun on how that came about Cause you faced the Danger/Danja Zone and went in but never made it out And ever since that Danja bout, they won't invite this guy back So URL friend zoned you, they just don't like you like that I mean, I don't know why I mean, you can be compared to multiple gangsters But it's not because you're tough or deadly It's because you got a Babyface and the swagger of Machine Gun Kelly But your music is more like Green Day without the fandom and groupies You're an American Idiot and your first album was Dookie But hey, you come from money So you don't care about your music's price of license fees Taking out the yacht is the only time he's concerned with piracy This spoiled brat has two clear wins inside the league And off of that you thought that you would have the title seized? Nigel please! f** outta here [Round 1: Rone] Yo, he said I messed up my rebu*tals, but I'm iller than sh** Well I am Joseph Kony cause I'm k**ing this kid (Cause he k**ed kids...do you remember?...Alright...) Ah, let me start off giving thanks to God First and foremost let me be clear If ancient civilizations hadn't made them up a couple thousand years ago none of us would be here Second, shouts to my peeps in Japan Third, shouts to my legion of fans And fourth shouts to me for taking a sh**ty opponent and being the man So ah...Organik connected with me telepathically A brainwave came through and hit me sh**, I was down in Orlando, you know, taking the crew to Disney Boy, I was on the beach when the squad made the move to get me I traded the rays for a short stop in Toronto like Tulowitski But I heard your girl's real tech savvy On some interesting sh** I heard she's into live streaming...so I pissed on the b**h But I got accounts with Apple music, sh** I'm always going viral I'm in my prime so it's problem to take my spot if I/Spotify want the title But I'm always carrying my battles and this one ain't an exception So tell me Twist, what are YOU gonna do to make this battle get some attention? Bro, you better fake an awesome choke Then run off like it's all she wrote Then come back on a boat, swinging off a rope Wearing solid gold, b**h hanging off your pole Bro, you better stop the show, ma**age Charron Cook pasta smoke, jerk off to blow, sock a hoe Drink a Vodka whole then disappear in a ball of smoke I am here to prove it's possible to neuter a b**h And I got son/sun lined up like a lunar eclipse The way you move your arms, what type of movement is this? Are you doing The Robot or are robots doing The Twist? I said, 20/20, what's that? Your vision or your pant size? 50/50 I'ma Earth him, or get his b**h baptized I got your old bay like crab fries You need your bars up like your jack died You and me, f**ing can't bind It's all eyes that we're allies Try flipping how I'm flowing and that'll get you capsized Bro you aren't fitted for this New Era and I ain't talking cap size But this ain't the type of sh** that he's finna get on He's just another snack another feast that I set on Anytime I see that f**ing beef, take it head on This the type of sh** that Meek should've been on! Bro, believe that sh**. Believe that sh**. Believe that sh** I wish that was my beef because I was born ready I would've walked in city hall and slapped the sh** outta Norm Kelly See, he let some of us down but I'm not f**ing around You go Back 2 Back on me and I'm doubling down Boy, Meek called off the dogs, that sh** was f**ing retarded Twist I ain't calling off the dogs until they're done with your carca** Let's go baby [Round 2: Kid Twist] See, you played right into my hand I made you do a rebu*tal to try to prove that you could f** with me So I feel like a proud dad, me and Nils have to share custody And you're doing lines about title? That's prove I was f**ing right to doubt you Cause you could get a co-sign from every celebrity and no one would give a f** about you Rone really loves his country Coming from a rich white guy, wow, no one would've thought The rest of us can't f**ing stand you, I guess it's lonely at the top Catch me shouting, "I hate America" as I'm rolling through your spot With Ariana Grande doing donuts on your block Cause me, Corey, Pat and Bulletz are putting heads in a bag We'll X your country's stars, that's the confederate flag And yeah, rap is American, but you can't claim cultural ownership When your family was so deep in the slave trade they probably owned the ships I'll walk all over the stars and stripes Like the socks you wore against The Saurus Or like when you sold your city out to Eur' and help the foreigners extort it In the Revolution, Philly fought against the British invasion In 2015, Philly needs the British to save them Your biggest tracks is probably the one about lynch you sang at your frat parties Even as a kid Rone segregated his black Barbies You shave once a month and you talk in obnoxious memes You must've promised your soul to the devil to make you a constant teen/Constantine Cause you've stuck with Boyhood longer than Richard Linklater And if you didn't get that one it's cool I'll post a link later You drive a car your parents bought, can't even pimp your own ride You're like Simba after Scar took over, that's a prince with no pride! You got at Day for using antics, you were using antics though If Day rapped we would've seen Lincoln k**ed during that theatric show And your lost to Eric is a stain the rematch never could rinse It's like forensic evidence since DNA proved better than Prince/prints Yeah, what else you done the past two years? Let's see... A bunch of cancelled matches, some garbage showings over seas Some sh** with Marv and Patrick for practice Your third for T and your list of odds of Pete...cla**ic status That's a 1.5 hot round every ten battles average So we talked about your country and your career This is where we mix 'em up You act like the star player when you're a hair from getting cut So your sh**ty bars are tribute to your heritage enough You're all style no substance THAT'S AMERICAN AS fu*k! [Round 2: Rone] Yo, if y'all check out my style, you know it's nothing but subtle You made a rebu*tal about my rebu*tal well f** your rebu*tal You're the world's least relate able rapper And f**ing...it's really not debatable Like there's a problem when your own family members can't even find your relate able Like you're so pejorative, so pessimistic and you can tell he's not pretending If you were a prisoner going downstairs you couldn't be more con-descending Like, who is your audience? You're off target junior Compare him to me and my bars hit smoother Your obscure references make you a hard core loser And alienate the soldier's minds like it's Starship Troopers (Remember in Starship Troopers when the aliens...take the soldier's minds?...) Ahh, so you were supposed to have this book that was gonna get this game changed It was gonna be your next chapter, but you're still stuck on the same page I mean, you are the worlds worst fiction writer and I've got proof You don't write gun bars because they're not true I mean, you'll write about sh** that's magical But won't write about sh** that's tactical? When that chopper will write it's own story, that's semi-autobiographical Those Berettas...all dat Like Kenan and Kel I'm pa**ing the manicotti, when I reach you get shells I make the carca**es Zack Morris, let it ring like a bell You want beef? I make Patti's, let it sing like Labelle But...yo, you are the world's worst type of white person (It's bad) And you got me going wild If you looked up things that white people like...you would be the poster child I mean, bro I hope that you choke on your kale and your keenwah I'll make your hippy chick, hipster b**h give me a rim job You want beef? I can play the part I'll catch you at your shady bar Smash the craft beer out your hand and then smash you with the mason jar Bro, and just as soon as you're getting better I'll corner your squad at the civic center I'll ruin all your get togethers by snapping and cracking your vintage records Bro, f** your beta carotene and your over parenting f** your Mexican colas and your natural granola f** your social victims and your soy addiction f** your counting calories and your gluten allergies Yo, f** all of the blogs you watch, the paper you write your comics on Your boutique restaurant's ambiance Your side job and the dogs you walk f** your hemp wearing entourage Your f*ggot dad, your pompous mom f** your refurbished Donkey Kong Your vegan lollipops, your local saki spot and your organic coffee shop I hope you skip a vaccination and then die from an infection You are ruining the world with your political correctness So it's time for you to retire and just move on closer to d**h And it'll be just like last time when no one notices you left Let's go [Round 3: Kid Twist] Okay, I'm back now, so we can have a break from the wacker sh** Speaking of semi-autobiographical Did you notice the list of things that white people like was incredibly accurate? So see, this is the rebu*tal game now We're talking major flips versus blatant sh** And yeah, no one can relate to this They don't know how it feels to be as f**ing great as this And you wanna talk about my book? Yeah I scrapped it Cause that was just a process for ah... That was just a process for me to grow more... Aw f** You wanna talk about my book? Yo that was just a process for me to grow over time And I know when to scrap a draft, for instance, most of your lines Rone really hates fat people Hates 'em So I bet some paper you were fat as a seventh grader You know the worst thing about fat people? Having to listen to their self righteous oddly obsessive haters I should roll with some heavyweights to the hotel where you're headed later And squeeze in your same elevator with a boombox playing Meghan Trainor You speculated on the frequency with which The Saurus jerks off I have never had a worse thought Reed Dollars heard that verse and gave Philly it's first pause And you told '60 you'd send his girl pics with a dick in your hand By now that's a societal norm But if you send a girl a dick pic she'd report you for child p**n See, so it's clear that theater and journalism have been your occupations You act over dramatic while making simple observations It's funny, you have Kreayshawn's voice and spit the most basic of lines I don't give a f** how many athlete's names you can rhyme And it was only your verse that went viral Cause they found a white kid they could trumpet It's like a text to watch Netflix and chill we know that's really some f** sh** Cause yeah, your delivery's tough and you have fillerous punches So if you think he's dope, ask yourself "Just cause it sounds ill is it substance?" I don't care if your flows sharper Every bar that I've wrote's smarter You couldn't see the sh** I cut, I'm feeling like Rone's barber My sh** hits deep in The Dome, I make you think about a joke harder He's from Philly my sh** hits deep in The Dome, Joe Carter! Your city gave us battle legends, you won't get your name called in the group You're Jimmy Fallon, little talent you just bank off Philly's Roots I mean, your whole persona is whiteness I said, you're trying to be the white Ness A black guys style for white heads, your rap name should be White Dreads Cause your sh** is insufferable Tell me, what have you ever struggled through? Oh you had to carry the iron...no caddie to hold your clubs for you But he might be packing some things Cause based on the raps that you bring your Philly is hell Liberty Bell, you're showing cracks in the ring Look, so my city is winning back to back You'll have nightmares and dreams about this I'll beat you so bad Meek Mill will post meme's about this And you thought I was gonna let him talk sh** about Norm Kelly? Like I'd let my city Councillor be blatantly disgraced? But if you wanna say some sh** to Norm then you can say it to his face! {Norm Kelly comes out, crowd goes nuts} [Rone] fu*k YOU YOU PIECE OF sh*t! fu*k YOU! YOU'RE A PIECE OF sh*t! [Round 3: Rone] Yo, yo, yo, yo Norm where you going?! Yo, yo, he just brought up Norm Kelly that was some corny sh** Norm, come back here...you're a b**h! {Crowd goes nuts again} [Rone screaming] WHAT?! WHAT DO I GIVE A fu*k FOR?! COME OUT HERE, WHAT?! fu*k I GIVE A fu*k?! Little b**h But I'ma start off... f** that man...f**ing bringing out politicians...man, what the f** is that bullsh**? Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen I know I dissed that old white guy Ahh, so I'ma start this round off...you like literary devices right? I'm gonna start with an allegory, you know what an allegory is? You'll pick it up from the context Ah, so on holidays and birthdays I give wrapping paper as a gift I just, could never get the folds right plus I'm lazy as a b**h And even though it gets laughed at, you gotta know all of that's fact And of course the moral of the story is, you gotta know when you can't wrap/rap I'm tired of these half stepping dweebs we are beyond geeks I bet his own heart don't even beat on beat I mean yo, like your girl, bet she'll leave ya Cause you can't even please her Sex with you is probably like an epileptic seizure I mean, you don't even pay attention to the pace that your rhyme You have no natural rhythm and it's k**ing my vibe You'd have a spasm trying to stay on beat to Staying Alive You'd try to give CPR you'd wind up k**ing the guyw I mean, people act like Kid Twist is so smart I'm thinking, "Damn it, that's absurd." The only smart thing he ever did was brand himself as a nerd See if you're so smart, why don't you have ways to optimize your brand? If you're so smart, why don't you have ways to monetize your fans? If you're so smart, why are you underemployeed and living like a slob? If you're so smart, why were you begging Battle Rap Chris for a job? If you're so brilliant, why is your record rife with debate-ables? If you're so brainy, why can't you write something relate able? You're this genius, why these morons get you stuffed in a hearse? If you're so forward thinking, then why's your career stuck in reverse? Bro, you're this writer, why haven't you put your word out once? Oh you know business? Then why are they selling my merch out front? See me, I'm more than just the views that I get Outside opportunities, I use them the best Press conferences, hosting Pay-Per-Views, I'm like, "check" I do the battles, then I do the interviews at the events I mean, Organik better watch his back cause I could probably host better f**ing Queens better...I said Queens...What?! And where's Norm man? And where's Norm? Alright then f** it... Then Gully better watch his back cause I could probably host better f**ing Queenz Flip better watch his back cause he knows I can roast better You better watch your back cause I could probably write yours better sh** Mindbender better watch his back cause I could probably do p**n better I mean, my talents compared to him are enough to spellbound him But I can't be shocked that this square isn't well rounded I mean, you pioneer being a b**h in battle rap and expect to get rewarded I don't respect the trail you blazed, in fact, watch me scorch it I'll f** your girl, record it I'll f**ing (who is that?) Yo, I'll f** your girl, record it I'll have your maid, deported I'll whoop your a** and then make you apologize to me for it See, it's more than the fact that you've never made tracks we can bump on a CD It's more than the fact that you came crawling back to a league that shunned you completely It's more than the fact that you've got me battling on a rung that's beneath me It's the fact that no one who has ever come from your country can beat me {Boo's from the crowd} Yeah that's right, I came HERE and said that sh** Same with Australia or South Africa I put 'em down the same I put the west coast on their toes and now they tiptoe 'round my name I say the same about...the f**ing...midwest...f**ing... Yo I don't even give a f** You s** bro, you're terrible I'll casket him up and that's just for fun They want a World Domination well f**ing that's how it's done!