Romanovsky And Phillips - Womb Envy lyrics

When I was a youngster Playing house was all the rage And I always played the mommy And they all thought it was just a stage But as I grew older Still I wished to be a lady Not so I could have a man But so I could have a baby! Chorus: Womb envy I know it's kinda strange Womb envy But please let me explain Womb envy I know it's kinda crazy I got womb envy I wanna have a baby Now I like my equpiment I wouldn't trade it for the world But I might trade it for nine months If I could only be a girl I don't wanna wear a dress Or be somebody's wife I just wanna have a chance To feel the miracle of life! (Chorus) I'd do it naturally No Playtex formulas for me I'd study LaMaze and read Dr. Spock If I could just be blessed with pregnancy Well maybe someday science Will make it a reality If it's been done in test tubes Then why not inside of me? I'm every bit as loving And gentle as can be Lord, give me a chance to prove My maternity! (Chorus)