(I don't deserve credit for writing this song; it was channeled to me by an entity who claims to have been Chopin's hairdresser. -RR) I'm doing my affirmations I'm chanting my mantra each day and night I'm doing some visualization Seeing my aura just glowing with light And I'm breathing real deep, sitting perfectly still Clearing my mind as I focus my will While listening to music from Windham Hill 'Cause I want to be enlightened Each morning I do meditation I become one with the whole universe I experience self-actualization I'm seeing a Rolfer and getting rebirthed And I've given up sugar, red meat and caffeine Wear crystals to keep all my energies clean And of course I subscribe to New Age Magazine 'Cause I want to be enlightened Each Monday I go to a channeler To get some advice from the other side On Tuesdays I get a holistic ma**age And on Wednesdays I meet with my spiritual guide I'm studying reincarnation Finding out who I have been in the past I'm practicing manifestation In hopes that I might make some money at last And I throw the I Ching at least once a day Burn incense to keep evil spirits away And I'm planning a trip down to old Santa Fe 'Cause I want to be enlightened Each Thursday I go to a workshop On opening up the unconscious mind On Fridays I see my astrologer And on weekends I go get my chakras aligned I'm giving myself validation I acknowledge myself just for being who I am By giving up all expectation I surrender myself to the great cosmic plan And I'm giving myself permission to win Learning to nurture my child within As I read for the seventh time Out On A Limb 'Cause I want to be enlightened Don't you want to be enlightened? Yes we all want to be enlightened