I Invented You! We're in a suburb where some want to live while others want to feel alive I built you up into so many great things But no, you're not satisfied She thinks she's just about famous and won't pay me any lip service He thinks he's just about human and now he wants to switch things around and around and around How could you denounce love for me When I created everything? (everything about you) You should be grateful! All of your qualities were my ideas But instead you spin this web of nonsense about being your own person The least you can do is live up to all of my expectations What can I say? One day you'll learn that cinematic love is just for beautiful people who have everything anyway You're tearing it all down Well, hey! Not while I'm around You're just a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend You'll be a little who*e just to feel self a**ured You'll need a license for unjustified calamity! Save our safest city. Save our safest town