Roger Chapman - I'm A Good Boy Now lyrics

Don't get drunk all the time Don't take d** - least not mine People tell me I'm a good boy now Don't talk dirty in a crowd I don't fart -well, not out loud People tell me I'm a good boy now I'm a decent citizen -a real regular guy Respected in all walks of life Here's the reason why- Don't run around or womanise Stay at home most Tuesday nights People tell me I'm a good boy now I'm a decent citizen -a real regular guy Respected in all walks of life Here's the reason why- Don't make gestures with my fingers Don't say f** in front of spinsters People tell me I'm a good boy now Don't cause trouble no more fights Birds don't sh** and fleas don't bite People tell me I'm a good boy now