Rodney Carrington - Those Little Things lyrics

When im sittin on a toilet In a house that i dont know Lookin all around me were'd the toilet paper go Feelin real uneasy Feelin real uncertain Gotta wipe my a** again with a plastic shower cutain Its those little things Those itty bitty things Its those little things like that that piss me off When I pick on a woman I take her home to bed She takes her clothes off Gets on her knees and...howl I ask her what her name was Told me it was venus Well i reached down between her legs OH GOOD LORD its those litte things Those itty bitty things Its those little things like that that piss me off