Rodney Carrington - Show Them To Me lyrics

Well it seems to me that this whole world's gone crazy There's too much hate and k**ing goin' on But when I see the bare chest of a woman My worries and my problems are all gone No one thinks of fightin', when they see a topless girl And maybe if you would show yours to, we could save the world Show them to me, show them to me Unclasp your bra and set those puppies free They'd look a whole lot better without that sweater baby I'm sure you'll agree If you got two fun bags, Show them to me I don't care if they don't match or if one's bigger than the other You could show me one, and I'll imagine the other Even if your really old, there's nothing wrong Don't be sad, your b**bs ain't bad, they're just a little long Show them to me, show them to me Lift up your shirt and let the whole world see Just disrobe and show your globes and a happy man I'll be If you've got dos chi chi's, Show them to me I've met a lot of them, but never one I hated Even if you had thirteen kids and you think they look deflated There's no such thing as a bad breast, I believe this much is true If you're a big fat man I'm a titty fan and I'd love to see yours toooo Show them to me, show them to me Just like the girls gone wild on T.V. Just lean back and show your rack and I'll be in ecstasy If you got two casabas Show them to me All the world will live in harmony It'll do ya good, it'll give me wood, we'll make history If you love your country, I'm gonna say it one more time, I said if you love your country yea Then stand up your a** up and show them big old titties to me