Rodney Carrington - She'd Be A Millionaire lyrics

Shes been offen called a hooker but she don't seem to care She sat in church in a minnie skirt not wearin any under wear She' flashed the boy's at pizza hut Showed her b**bs and showed her but Everytime i see her i bust a nut and boys just ain't that great I don't want to say shes easy That just woundn't be fair But if all the dicks were dollars she'd millionair From coast coast she's had the most she likes weiner's in her toast she ain't one and she likes to boast and boys just ain't that great She named her first son bj that's her favorite thing to do She's been around every single block a hundred times or two She's got great big lips and i could be next and she's so good at oral s** She ain't got no gag reflex and boys just ain't that great