Rodney Carrington - Masturbation lyrics

I was 12 years old when I learned to masterbate I was peekin through my brothers door staring at his date She wasn't fine but I didn't care and I barely had any pubic hair Long as she moved hell that's ok with me When your 12 years old your dick will grow whenever the wind starts to blow It's had to explain but the feelings great Lord I love to masterbate Just grab ahold and don't let go You can do it fast or you can do it slow When you get through hell do it again You might even want to show your friends....how to masterbate