Rodney Carrington - Just One Beer lyrics

One beer then I'm gone The ugliest women that I've laid eyes on Got together and decided to come here They're not pretty They're not small I don't give a damn at all Tonight I'm only having just one beer Yeah tonight I'm only having just two beers I don't mind the atmosphere in here It feels so right, it must be wrong I know I can't stay too long Tonight I'm only having just two beers Three beers but no more There's no way I'm drinking four My attitude's improving with the beer I was mad but now I'm glad The women in here, they ain't so bad Tonight I'm only having just three beers Yeah tonight I'm only having just six beers I kinda like the atmosphere in here It feels so right, it must be wrong I know I can't stay too long Tonight I'm only having just six beers Twelve beers then I quit Oh good Lord I'm drunk as sh** I just spent my whole paycheck in here I took a chance I tried to dance I threw up and pissed my pants All off one beer Yeah tonight I'm only having just one beer At least that's what I said when I got here It felt so right, but it was wrong I know that I've stayed too long I think I musta drank hundred beers Well now I wished I had only one beer God I wish I never came in here