Rodney Carrington - Don't Look Now lyrics

I remember way back when i was just a boy Goin places with my mom and dad It used to scare me to d**h, how momma used to act After six or seven beers she's had We were sittin at a table when momma got disabled All the liquor runnin to her head Soon I got to chokin', daddy wasn't jokin' when he grabbed me by the arm and said... "Don't look now your momma's got her b**bs out showing everybody in town." Faces gettin' red we were wishin we were dead There where people standing all around When when momma gets to drinking there ain't much thinkin' There's nothing anybody can do Just hope and pray there never comes a day when my momma's out drinkin' with you Well, we got her in the truck And we started drivin' home When momma said she had to go Daddy pulled it over We were standing on the shoulder while mom is puttin' on a show Then he started up the truck and momma stood up with her pants still around her knees When we heard momma holler If ya give me a dollar well I'll let you take a peek at these "Don't look now, your momma's got her b**bs out." Showin' everybody in town Faces turning red, we were wishing we were dead There were people standing all around When momma gets to drinkin', there ain't much thinkin' There's nothing anybody can do Won't you hope and pray, there never comes a day when my momma's out drinking with you Oh, won't you hope and pray there never comes a day, when my momma's out drinking with you