Rodney Carrington - Dancing With A Man (Long Version) lyrics

I saw her sittin' in a barroom In that smokey atmosphere She smiled back at me As I drank down one last beer She pulled me on the dancefloor We danced a song or two It was then I realized that I Bit off more than I could chew Chorus I think I'm dancing with a man She's got calluses on her hand She's got a voice like Johnny Cash And she hiding a mustache I think I'm dancing with a man We sit down and talked a while And we listened to the band And a friend of mine walked by And he asked her if she'd dance Then he gently took her hand And he twirled her round and round It looked like he was havin fun Until her skirt fell to the ground Chorus I think he's dancing with a man The boys at the lodge won't understand As they two-stepped 'cross the floor I quickly headed for the door I think he's dancing with a man Good Lord we're dancing with a man It'll be known throughout the land Two boys from Texas danced a jig With a dude who wore a wig We've been dancing with a man She crushed a beer can on her head Good Lord her forehead's red We've been dancing with a damn big man