I got a call from my best friend this evening He said he wasn't going out with us guys on Friday night Yeah, he was gonna change for his new found flame to keep her satisfied And I just laughed and said, "Hey man, well go ahead and try" 'Cause I gave up smoking, women and drinking last night It was the worst fifteen minutes of my life Now I've heard it said that too much fun will k** you And I'll be the first to tell you that I don't wanna die Too many twelve ounce curls, pretty girls and parties ain't advised Well, take it from me don't believe all that hype 'Cause I gave up smoking, women and drinking last night And it was the worst fifteen minutes of my life That's right Well, you could get hit by a truck tomorrow So you might as well raise a little hell tonight 'Cause I gave up smoking, women and drinking last night And it was the worst fifteen minutes of my life Man, it was the worst fifteen minutes of my life That's right