I had every intention of getting hammered here tonight I gave my truck keys to the bar keep Said "dave, don't you dare let me drive" In the middle of this bottle I drank my train of thought off track So I've gotta stop drinking or start rethinking my reason for throwing them back Cause it's just wasted whiskey trying to drink you off my mind There ain't enough bourbon behind this bar And I ain't got that kinda time So I'm gonna stand while I can and raise my gla** Toast every time you kiss me Cause drinking to forget about you Is wasted whiskey So here's to new beginnings and to the memories And cheers to your mamma and daddy cause they were right about you and me And here's to milsap on the jukebox and to your new friends you've found And here's to our joint account, master card cause I'm buying the whole house a round [Repeat chorus] It's just wasted whiskey trying to drink you off my mind There aint enough bourbon behind this bar And I aint got that kinda time I'm gonna stand while I can and raise my gla** Toast every single time you ever kissed me Cause drinking to forget about you Is wasted whiskey Drinking to forget about you That's just wasted whiskey