(TOPHER) Me, Who am I? A far-from-perfect guy A bum who wants to do what's right But often does what's wrong A kid who's voice is way off key But loves to sing a song A guy who dreams like a lion But wakes up like a lamb Me, who am I? But the guy I am That's Who'm I! (KNIGHTS) His Royal Highness Christopher Rupert Slayer of dragons Pitiless to ogres Destroyer of griffins and giants No friend to gargoyles Nice to the needy Sportsman and poet A guy who dreams like lion But wakes up like a lamb