(Stewart, Le Mesurier) On a boulevard in Paris I met a good old friend of mine 'Come on over to my place bring yourself and a bottle of wine' So I put on my leathers and I tried to look my best but I was apprehensive I noticed I was the only guest It was then I witnessed something I'd never seen some satisfaction dancin' alone dancin' alone listen There's a white house in Georgia down the Mason-Dixon line They got Kentucky Derby winners there They got a Lear jet parked outside Yeah but every Friday weekend when the big tom cat's away you'll find the plantation shakin' by the butler and the upstairs maid Don't need no money, diamonds or cadillacs to get all the satisfaction dancin' alone dancin' alone dancin' alone Don't you worry 'bout the problems of the human race get some satisfaction dancin' alone dancin' alone baby Listen to this At a hot spot in Texas on an endless Friday night I was listenin' to Waylon and Willie when a cowgirl pa**ed my sights and I took a look in the mirror to make sure that my head was screwed on I was feeling rejected but I wasn't going home In a moment of a rash decision I threw myself right on the floor I did a backflip and somersault Yeah, the crowd called for more So if you're tired of watching being left on the shelf get your satisfaction dancin' alone dancin' alone, dancin' alone dancin' alone, dancin' alone dancin' alone baby