Rocky Horror Picture Show - Sweet Transvestite lyrics

[Dr. Frank-N-Furter:] How do you do I see you've met my, faithful, handyman He's just a little brought down 'Cause when you knocked He thought you were the candyman Don't get strung out By the way I look Don't judge a book by its cover I'm not much of a man By the light of day But by night I'm one hell of a lover I'm just a sweet transvestite From transs**ual, Transylvania Let me show you around Maybe play you a sound You look like you're both pretty groovy Or if you want something visual That's not too abysmal We could take in an old Steeve Reeves movie [Brad Majors:](spoken) I'm glad we caught you at home Could we use your phone? We're both in a bit of a hurry misheard bythediva4ever "I'm just a sweet transvestite From sensational, Transylvania" I believe it should be: "I'm just a sweet transvestite From Trans**ual, Transylvania" See all [Janet Weiss:](spoken) Right! [Brad Majors:](spoken) We'll just say where we are Then go back to the car We don't want to be any worry [Dr. Frank-N-Furter:] Well you got caught with a flat Well how 'bout that Well babies don't you panic By the light of the night It'll all seem alright I'll get you a Satanic mechanic I'm just a sweet transvestite From transs**ual, Transylvania Why don't you stay for the night [Riff Raff:] Night! [Dr. Frank-N-Furter:] Or maybe a bite [Columbia:] Bite! [Dr. Frank-N-Furter:] I could show you my favorite obsession I've been making a man With blond hair and a tan And he's good for relieving my tension I'm just a sweet transvestite From tranns**ual, Transylvania Hit it! Hit it! I'm just a sweet transvestite [Chorus:] Sweet Transvestite! [Dr. Frank-N-Furter:] From transs**ual [Chorus:] Transylvania [Dr. Frank-N-Furter:] So come up to the lab And see what's on the slab I see you shiver with antici.....pation But maybe the rain Isn't really to blame So I'll remove the cause But not the symptom