Dr. Everett v. Scott : From the day he was born He was trouble He was the thorn In his mother's side She tried in vain Criminologist : But he never caused her nothing but shame Dr. Everett v. Scott :He left home the day she died From the day she was gone All he wanted Was rock and roll p**n And a motorbike Shooting up junk Criminologist : He was a low down cheap little punk Dr. Everett v. Scott : Taking everyone for a ride Chorus : When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy You knew he was a no good kid But when he threatened your life With a switch blade knife Dr. Frank-N-Furter : What a guy Janet Weiss : Makes you cry Dr. Everett v. Scott : And I did Columbia : Everybody shoved him I very nearly loved him I said hey listen to me Stay sane inside insanity But he locked the door And threw away the key Dr. Everett v. Scott : But he must've been drawn Into something Making him warn me In a note which reads Chorus : What's it say? What's it say? Eddie : I'm out of my head Oh hurry, or I may be dead They mustn't carry out their evil deeds Chorus : When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy You knew he was a no good kid But when he threatened your life With a switch blade knife Dr. Frank-N-Furter : What a guy Janet Weiss : Makes you cry Dr. Everett v. Scott : And I did Chorus : When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy You knew he was a no good kid But when he threatened your life With a switch blade knife Dr. Frank-N-Furter : What a guy Chorus : Whoa ho ho Janet Weiss : Makes you cry Chorus : Hey hey hey Dr. Everett v. Scott : And I did Chorus : Eddie