Brad Majors: Hey, Janet Janet Weiss: Yes, Brad? Brad Majors: I've got something to say Janet Weiss: Uh huh? Brad Majors: I really love the...sk**ful way You beat the other girls To the bride's bouquet Janet Weiss: Oh...oh, Brad Brad Majors: The river was deep but I swam it Chorus: Janet Brad Majors: The future is ours, so let's plan it Chorus: Janet Brad Majors: So please don't tell me to can it Chorus: Janet Brad Majors: I've one thing to say, and that's Dammit Janet, I love you The road was long but I ran it Chorus: Janet Brad Majors: There's a fire in my heart and you fan it Chorus: Janet Brad Majors: If there's one fool for you then I am it Chorus: Janet Brad Majors: I've one thing to say, and that's Dammit Janet, I love you Here's a ring to prove that I'm no joker There's three ways that love can grow That's good, bad, or mediocre Oh J-A-N-E-T, I love you so Janet Weiss: Oh, it's nicer than Betty Munroe had Chorus: Oh, Brad Janet Weiss: Now we're engaged and I'm so glad Chorus: Oh, Brad Janet Weiss: That you met Mom and you know Dad Chorus: Oh, Brad Janet Weiss: I've one thing to say, and that's Brad, I'm mad, for you too Oh, Brad Brad Majors: Oh, dammit Janet Weiss: I'm mad Brad Majors: Oh, Janet Janet Weiss: For you Brad Majors: I love you too Brad and Janet: There's one thing left to do, ah-hoo Brad Majors: And that's go see the man who began it Chorus: Janet Brad Majors: When we met in his science exam-it Chorus: Janet Brad Majors: Made me give you the eye and then panic Chorus: Janet Brad Majors: Now I've one thing to say, and that's Dammit Janet, I love you Dammit, Janet Janet Weiss: Oh Brad, I'm mad Brad Majors: Dammit, Janet Brad and Janet: I love you