Robyn Hitchcock - How Do You Work This Thing lyrics

How do you work this thing? That's what I want to know It should reinflate when you've used it So you can have yourself another go If I told you I loved you, baby I certainly meant what I said But my arms are blunt and my legs are sharp And there's nobody home in my head How do you work this thing? How do you work this work this work this work this Thing How do you work this thing? That's what I want to find out Everything it connects with Only leaves a kink in the spout How do you work this thing? How do you work this work this work this work this Who's been feeding tomatoes to the cat? I have never seen a vegetarian cat I just want to sleep on you and leave it at that Ah, how do you work this thing? How does it loop the loop? How does it point correctly And not into the chicken coop? If I told you I loved you, baby I certainly spoke my mind But one day's egg is the next day's chicken And the chicken I rely on is blind How do you stop this thing? How do you turn it off quick? It's startin' to spray all over the place It's sprayin' my feet and it's sprayin' your face And it's makin' the customers makin' the customers Makin' the customers makin' the customers Sick