If you're extra curricular activities were kissing boys Then you'd have an A plus I can't defend you or your drunken ways And that softball tee is way to short to support All of the pain you've been putting it thru Light weights to the back of the room The word on the streets Is that this social scene has gone to sh** I need a wake-up call So when the party is on we can go Or we can stay home So we'll just stay And Miss valedictorian Please don't throw up on your shirt again How many times do I have to tell you I won't last long in those out of state schools If I'm not dead in the next five years Then these mistakes that I have made Weren't really worth a thing x2 I need a wake-up call So when the party is on we can go Or we can stay home So we'll just stay And if we're up all night Don't be afraid to say good bye to me And if this room keeps spinning I'll keep singing along She'll waist this higher education Dancing on top of bar tops So cut her off right now Cut her off before she drops And falls to the ground Save those lush glances for the clubs And if you're in this for the love Then this semester is where it stops