Robot Chicken - Spend Your Nights with the King lyrics

The CEO of Burger King is preparing himself for bed after a long day. [CEO] Ah! What a day! It's exhausting being the CEO of Burger King. The phone rings. [CEO] Hello? Hello? Is anyone there? Damn it. He hangs up. The phone rings again. [CEO] Hello? Who is this? I'm the CEO of Burger King, you know! Gah! A shadow scurries past. The CEO hangs up again in disgust. The floor creaks. [CEO] What was that? Who's there? He walks out, but sees no one. [CEO] Heh...Must've just been my ima... He turns around and comes face-to-face with the mascot, the King. [CEO] (Screams) I'm Flame-Boiling in my pants! He tries to run away, but falls screaming down the stairs, hurting his arm at the bottom. The King follows him all the while. [CEO] Ow! My arm! The King heads downstairs. [CEO] Die, you son-of-a-b**h! He grabs a shotgun and shoots the King, who falls down the stairs. The mask comes off, revealing who is beneath it. [CEO] realizing what he's done What? No! I've k**ed my only son! Oh, if only Philip had lived to taste the new Triple-Bacon King Burger now on sale at participating locations! (sobs) The "Triple-Bacon King Burger" meal spins around against a white background. [Announcer] The new Triple-Bacon King Burger. Spend your nights with the King. [CEO] Sobbing Philip!