Robot Chicken - Seth's Revenge lyrics

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Robot Chicken - Seth's Revenge lyrics

Mike Lazzo: Ratings are through the roof, b**hes! We're fixing to renew, y'all. Matthew: Thats what the f** I'm talking about! Keith Crofford: [turns to face camera] But at what cost? Mike: You say something, Keith? Keith: No, no I didn't say anything. [Zombie Seth smashes through window and starts to eat Keith's brains] Keith: Arrrrggghhh!!!!!! Mike: Gravy corn bread! Matthew: Holy f**ing a**-crackers! [Mike and Matthew run towards the elevator, zombies chasing] Mike: Oh, f**! Matthew: [repeatedly pushing the elevator bu*ton] Come on, come on, commmeee onnnnn... Mike: What are we going to do? Matthew: I've got an idea. [pushes Mike into the zombies] Mike: Oh, I guess Robot Chicken's cancelled! [eaten by zombies] Matthew: [jumps in elevator] Oh, sh**, I should of thought about that. [Matthew exits elevator, approaches exit, tries locked door.] Matthew: NO! [Cut to zombies in elevator. Cut back to Matthew.] Matthew: No!!! [Zombies exit elevator. Matthew picks up cell phone, holding upside down; cell reads "WOW"] Matthew: Wow! Oh wait. [Matthew flips phone right side up; cell reads "MOM"] Matthew: Oh, it's just Mom. [Zombies begin dancing to cell phone ringtone. Ringtone ends.] Matthew: No!!!! [Zombies stop dancing, begin advancing towards Matthew] Zombies: Braaaiinnns!!! Matthew: L-Look at the new contract! We get health benefits! Oh no God, please don't eat my brains! [Zombies Eat Matt. Cut to writer's room.] [Zombies break into the writer's room, while Zombie Matt starts eating Mike Fasolo's brains.] Mike Fasolo: (sighs) I was tired of living anyway. Zombie Matthew: Yo, what do you guys want for lunch today? Seth Green Zombie: Brains! Doug Goldstein Zombie: Brains! Mike Fasolo Zombie: Brains! Tom Root Zombie: Brains. Zombie Matthew: Brains, it is! Mike Fasolo: Oh, Matt is awesome. TO BE CONTINUED