Robot Chicken - A Grouchy Start lyrics

Open up on Sesame Street; Oscar comes out of his trash can; Ricky comes out of his recycle bin [Ricky] Well howdy, new friend. I'm Ricky Recycle-Bin. [Oscar] Recycle my a**hole! [Ricky] If it would help save the planet, you bet I would. A man drops an orange juice container into Ricky's bin [Ricky] Excuse me, sir. No bottle caps. Ah, no big deal. Recycling is good for the environment. A couple puts a plastic container into Ricky's bin [Ricky] Hey thanks, guys! Oh-oh, but this is PVC plastic type 3. I accept types 1 and 2 only. The couple looks at each other, then tips Ricky's bin over Cut to a blackboard reading "TWO WEEKS LATER" Cut to Ricky getting angry at a man trying to throw out a pizza box [Ricky] For the last time, no dirty pizza boxes or polyethylene-coated coffee cups! [Man] I'm trying all right! You don't have to be a dick about it! [Ricky] I'm being a dick about it for the children! A girl and her mother try to throw out a cardboard box inside Ricky's bin [Ricky] Hey dipsh**, what part of "cut up cardboard boxes into 2 foot by 2 foot squares, bundle them with twine and leave them out on the third Tuesday of every other month only" DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?!?!? The mother and daughter run away [Ricky] Sheesh, now I understand why you're so grouchy. [Oscar] Do you? Fade to flashback with Oscar and his older brother [Oscar's Brother] I love you, little brother, but now it's time for me to seek my fortune out in the world. Give mom a kiss for me, will ya? A garbage man picks up Oscar's brother's can [Oscar's Brother] Hey, thanks for the ride. I'm gonna--Hey, whatcha doin'! Garbage man throws Oscar's brother out of his can and into a garbage truck and he gets crushed [Oscar] NOOOOOOO!!! Fade back to the present [Oscar] You don't know me at all, man. You don't know anything about me.