I leach off you when things are good I'm there to kick you when you're down But when you need me I'm not there You're such a bummer when you're down Let's see - what you need's a friend They say - that all you need's a friend I know - what you need's a friend Hello - I could use a... What you need's a friend - all you need's a friend And of course we always share So what I want you better give And what is yours is mine And what is mine you can't have I'd do anything for you - anything Just you ask me and it's done - anything But everything has its price You should have read the fine print ha-ha! Friend. Hi, friend. Friend. It's me friend! What you need's a friend. All you need's a friend What you need's another friend. You never can have Enough friends. Don't you wanna be my friend? I'm so glad you're my friend. s**er Of course you know who I am And I'll never let you forget You are stuck with me forever Or until you have nothin' more to give