Robert Sher - How to Succeed lyrics

[FINCH] How to apply for a job How to advance from the mail room How to sit down at a desk How to dictate memorandums How to develop executive style How to commute in a three bottom suit With that weary executive smile This book is all what I need How to... How to succeed... This book is all what I need How to... How to succeed... [NARRATOR, spoken] How to choose the right company: before applying for a job, make sure you have chosen the right company. It is essential that the company be a big one; it should be at least big enough that nobody knows exactly what anyone else is doing [FINCH/COMPANY] How to observe personnel How to select to whom to lunch with How to avoid petty friends How to begin making contacts How to walk into a conference room with an idea Brilliant business idea That will make your expense account zoom This book is all what I need How to... How to succeed