A brand new human being, razor sharp, all firm and tan All clean, all pure with a thirty second attention span As the clock strikes twelve and we're ready for party games You play blind man's bluff and I'll play out charades (Heaven knows) What kind of fool am I? (Heaven knows) Why you take an eye for an eye? (Heaven knows) What comes over me? You were pumping iron whereas I was pumping irony Now, I find myself fully occupied and half alive With your head, heart, arms and legs wrapped around my family pride, oh See the whites of their eyes, then shoot With all the romance of the Tonton Macoute (Heaven knows) What kind of fool am I? (Heaven knows) Why you take an eye for an eye? (Heaven knows) What comes over me? You were pumping iron whereas I was pumping irony Nothing will show as we're shedding our clothes But then, I suppose anything goes, anything goes, mm But then, I suppose that anything, anything goes (Heaven knows) (Heaven knows) (Heaven knows) Oh, yeah, oh, yeah (Heaven knows) (Heaven knows) (Heaven knows) Ooh yeah (Heaven knows) (Heaven knows) What kind of fool am I? (Heaven knows) What comes over me? (Heaven knows) What kind of fool am I? Tell me, please, please, please (Heaven knows) What kind of fool am I? (Heaven knows) What kind of fool am I? (Heaven knows) What kind of fool, fool, fool, fool, fool, fool Tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me (Heaven knows) What kind of fool am I? (Heaven knows) What comes over me? (Heaven knows) What kind of fool am I? Tell me, ooh