Robert Nelson - Air Bas-Canada lyrics

[Ogden a.k.a. Robert Nelson] Welcome aboard This is 2013 And Alaclair is very much commited To the safety Of the babouins and babouines Of the Bas And that's why We'd like you to pay careful attention To this important safety information First Please make sure That your seat belt is securely fastened To fasten Insert the metal thing Into the buckle And tighten the buckle By pulling the loose end Away from you Once we reach our cruising altitude You may decide To untie your tite gêne The bécosse Is located At the back Please take a moment To look at your safety pamphlet In the case of a rapid change In cabine pressurization Oxygen masks will automatically drop From the compartment above your seat Place the mask over your nose and mouth In the case of a plane crash We suggest that you learn how to swim Before taking the plane The emergency exit is situated At the same place As the non-emergency exit To your left Thank you very much And we hope you enjoy your flight On Air Bas-Canada