Robert Lopez & Jeff Marx - I Wish I Could Go Back to College lyrics

KATE MONSTER: I wish I could go back to college Life was so simple back then NICKY: What would I give to go back and live in a dorm with a meal plan again! PRINCETON: I wish I could go back to college In college you know who you are You sit in the quad, and think, "Oh my God! I am totally gonna go far!" ALL: How do I go back to college? I don't know who I am anymore! PRINCETON: I wanna go back to my room and find a message in dry-erase pen on the door! Ohhh... I wish I could just drop a cla**... NICKY: Or get into a play... KATE MONSTER: Or change my major... PRINCETON: Or f** my T.A ALL: I need an academic advisor to point the way! We could be... Sitting in the computer lab 4 A.M. before the final paper is due Cursing the world 'cause I didn't start sooner And seeing the rest of the cla** there, too! PRINCETON: I wish I could go back to college! ALL: How do I go back to college?! AHHHH... PRINCETON: I wish I had taken more pictures NICKY: But if I were to go back to college Think what a loser I'd be I'd walk through the quad And think "Oh my God..." ALL: "These kids are so much younger than me."